Wednesday, February 10, 2016

10 THINGS YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT SOCIALITE CORAZON'S THICK 'THAYOS'!!





Corazon Kwamboka’s ass is always the center of attraction but today, we are not going to focus on her behind. We are going to focus on her thighs. Why are we discussing a socialite’s thighs? I don’t know either. But let’s just get to it. Here are 10 things you probably did or did not know about the socialite’s thighs.

1.They are a tourist attraction

Men from Ghana, Nigeria, Uganda and Dubai have all visited Corazon’s thighs. That makes them qualify as a tourist attraction right? Think Fort Jesus, Maasai Mara, Tsavo etc. Corazon’s thighs are in that bracket. You pay, you visit and you are gone.

2.They have scientific significance

In Standard 6 Science, we learned that if you are carrying a heavy load that you intend to move with, you need a heavy base to support it. Corazon’s ass is massive, so her body developed huge thighs to support it. Otherwise, she’d be walking around staggering like a drunkard. This is the simple reason why you never see a lady with a big butt but thin thighs. If you see one, know that her butt is fake.

3.Her thighs consume over 100 litres of lotion and 50 kgs of soap a year
Tufununu tunasema ya kwamba........Okay, these quantities are just mere estimations but surely, Corazon must be using so much soap and lotion on her acres of thighs. She should be named an ambassador of one of her favorite lotion brand.

4.They have more fingerprints than FBI’s database

And since it’s no secret that Corazon is a thot for hire, we can safely assume that hundreds of dudes have left their fingerprint marks on her flesh. The FBi has over 100 million fingerprints on their database. Corazon’s thighs have well,,,,,,ummm…..okay.
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5.They are three times the size of Huddah’s thighs

This conclusion has been arrived at by using the Descartes Theorem. In Geometry, The Descartes Theorem states that for every four kissing or mutually tangent circles, the radii of the circles satisfy a certain quadratic equation. By solving this equation, one can construct a fourth circle tangent to the three given , mutually tangent circles. You get me right? I don’t get myself either. So let’s proceed to the next point (Hesabu sio ya kila mtu)

6.They have probably been viewed more times than those of your favorite porn star
Corazon’s semi-nudity has had more media publicity in the internet than the nudity of famous pornstars. I can bet you’venever seen the thighs of some chic called jada Fire. But you’ve seen Corazon’s. Jada Fire is one of the world’s richest and most famous pornstars.


7.It runs in the family
In her family, Corazon isn’t the sole sibling gifted enough to have big thighs and a bulky ass. Have you seen her sister? If you haven’t it’s time to activate your Google fingers

8.They are natural

At least they are not fake. That’s a good thing. Natural is always cool

9.They make her stronger

Stronger and thicker thighs are linked to greater endurance and more stamina in bed. Multiple researches conducted on the mafisi fraternity have shown that women with thick thighs can tolerate longer periods of banging than skinny chics

10.They are not the best out there
Fact is, there are so many women out there with killer thighs. We are only focussing on Corazon’s thighs because she’s a little famous. Yes, you wouldn’t read this article if I wrote about my neighbor Kanana’s thighs would you? Have a blessed day my fellow thirsty Kenyan
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1: Attack of the Mouth
“A kiss should be soft and gentle, not like being mauled by an animal,” says Answerology kisser snowbear08.

When in doubt, proceed with caution. Start slow and let kissing momentum build naturally. Forcing a passionate liplock might catch your partner off-guard, so avoid coming off like an overzealous puppy and show some restraint pay attention to your partner’s signals. Kissing is a team sport, and if your significant other has to play defense all night, you’re being too aggressive. Suppress your alpha urges and let your partner take the lead. You might learn a trick or two!
2: The Grandma Peck
“No tongue is the worst. A kiss doesn’t have to be wet and sloppy, but it shouldn’t chafe either,” shell1130 said.

If you have your date reaching for the Chapstick and wondering if there was indeed a kiss, get back in there with a little more enthusiasm. A closed mouth and tiny pecks have never in the history of kissing rocked anyone’s world. Kiss like you mean it engage your entire mouth, not just tightly pursed lips.



3: Bad Breath
Questionable breath makes Answerology user notsohawt run the other way. “It’s not so hard to pop a mint,” she says. “Even better, BRUSH YOUR TEETH. Finding food in the guy’s mouth wouldn’t be much of a turn on.”

Better safe (and minty-fresh) than sorry. All the kissing technique in the world won’t save you if you’re entering a room breath-first. Make it a habit to carry mints or gum with you, and offer some to your date without waiting for them to ask.
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4. Going Off-Target
“One guy slobbered all over my face, and was actually licking my chin and cheeks,” notsohawt told us.

A mid-makeout kiss on the cheek or forehead? Sweet. A wandering tongue that leaves a trail of drool on your date’s face? Scary. Enthusiasm is key for a killer kiss, but keep the saliva in check a mid-kiss towel wipedown is a mood-kill. If your kissing partner keeps needing breathers to wipe off their face, take the hint. Or at least bring some tissues next time.
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CRAZY LADY:SOCIALITE VERA SIDIKA SHUTTERS INTERNET AND LEAVES TEAM MAFISI FOR DEATH BY DIPPING HER HAND IN HER PANT TO PLAY WITH HER PUNANI....SEE PRIVATELY!!




What was her hand doing deep down in her panties? Vera is definitely on a mission to ruin all the men and turn them into thirsty monsters.

Socialites have a knack of attacking men with raunchy photos and videos. While the likes of Sandra Bosset opt to share birthday suit photos, socialite queen has never posted her bare photos but her titillating stunts have ‘killed’ men all the same.


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Vera Sidika is now wagging on people’s tongues thanks to her decision to post a photo while she was flipping her bleached bean.

On the photo, the socialite queen is seen taking a selfie (likely indication she was photographed by someone else) while her other hand was exploring her privates.

The photo generated hell lot of comments with majority of them obviously drooling as they wished Vera’s hand could be theirs.



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CHECK OUT THE HOTTEST NEWS ANCHORS WHO ARE SINGLE MOTHERS AND ARE PROBABLY NOT DATING!!


They are sizzling hot, they are successful, they are independent, they are parents but they are not married!
NTV and Citizen TV have some of the finest mommies on the screen, interestingly some are not married and probably they aren’t dating as well.

So who are these eye candies that may be available for hook ups?

1.KANZE DENA

Arguably the hottest Swahili anchor, though some would say Lulu Hassan is the real deal! Surprisingly Kanze Dena doesn’t even think she’s beautiful.
In recent interview she disclosed she suffers low esteem so however much you try convincing her she’s hot, you gonna fail with honors!
Kanze Dena is a single mother to an adorable son. Can’t really tell whether she’s seeing someone but she’s not married!
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2.ANN KIGUTA

You can say she has bad luck with men. Her baby daddy was a violent man who used to beat her black and blue.
She got out of that abusive relationship and hooked up with one Steve Ngunyi who reportedly wanted to exchange vows with her in 2014.
The wedding was called off after Anne Kiguta discovered that Ngunyi had a loose zip and even cheated on her a few days to their wedding.
Anne Kiguta has a pretty girl who is the spitting image of her. It’s not known whether she’s currently seeing anyone.

3.VICTORIA RUBADIRI

It still puzzles me how the hottest anchor on Kenyan screen is single! Last year the queen of the screen revealed she wasn’t in a relationship.
Vicky has a daughter named Neema whose whereabouts are a hush hush. The mother talks about her but there are no known public photos of hers.
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4.TERRYANNE CHEBET


She has a beautiful 9-year-old daughter called Imani. Terryanne single-handedly brought up her daughter.
George Kirumburu Ng’ang’a , an actor-cum-producer, is said to be the biological father of Terryanne’s daughter.
Is she dating? Don’t know that yet!
5.GRACE MSALAME

She’s not a news anchor per se but she’s a presenter on Kiss TV. Grace Msalame was married to Paul Ndichu (the twin bro to Janet Mbugua’s hubby) and they are blessed with twin daughters.
Their marriage crumbled and Grace Msalame was left to be a single mother. It’s not known whether she found another shoulder to lean on!







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Tuesday, February 9, 2016

HELL BREAK LOOSE FOR PRESIDENT UHURU AS HIS OWN KIKUYU SUPPORTERS THREATEN TO ATTACK HIM IN SAGANA LODGE....WHO CAN DARE TO DO THIS??


















 Squatters in Munyu and Karkuret in Kieni, Nyeri County, staged demonstrations along the busy Narumoru-Nanyuki Highway yesterday ahead of President Uhuru Kenyatta’s visit tomorrow.

The squatters want the President to give them title deeds and resettle them like he has done for other squatters in other regions.

They presented a petition to the County Commissioner in Narumoru in which they want Uhuru to resettle them during his visit to the County tomorrow.


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The angry squatters threatened to storm Sagana State Lodge, where the President would be sleeping during his long tour of the region, to demand for their right to be resettled and own land.

They accused the Jubilee Government and previous Governments of sidelining them in the resettlement programmes and vowed not to take a no for an answer this time around.
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OH NO SHE JUST SPENT 4 WEEKS IN HOSPITAL ADMITTED AFTER RAILA BETRAYED HER LIVE ON TV...SEE SHOCKING DETAILS!!





Some Jubilee supporters are pointing fingers at Coalition for Reforms and Democracy (CORD) leader, Raila Odinga, and are accusing him of betraying Controller of Budget, Agnes Odhiambo, live on Citizen TV.

On December 21st last year, Raila, who is also the ODM party leader, said Odhiambo confided in him that over $ 1 billion from the Eurobond was not pumped into the Kenyan economy.

This prompted confusion within the Jubilee administration with leaders accusing Odhiambo of leaking Government information to the opposition deity.
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Due to pressure from senior Treasury officials, Odhiambo was admitted in hospital for four weeks for what sources linked to pressure in the delivery of her mandate.



Agnes Odhiambo has been a close ally of Raila Odinga since she landed the plum job after Raila opposed the nomination of William Kirwa by retired President Mwai Kibaki in 2011.

The CoB is also a close friend to Mama Ida Odinga and that is why she is accused of leaking confidential information to the opposition chief.

Last year, Leader of Majority in Parliament, Aden Duale, said Agnes Odhiambo is one of the many officials in Government who are working with Raila Odinga to bring down the Jubilee administration.
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CHECK OUT THE CRAZY TRICKS DESPERATE KILIMANI MUMS ARE USING TO GET HUSBANDS....THIS ONE WILL SHOCK EVERYONE!!





Desperate Nairobi women have come up with new tricks which they use to get husbands after wasting their youth and later realizing that their chances of getting married are almost zero.

According to posts on Kilimani Mums, the centre of desperate women and those in failed marriages, some women are looking for husbands in the obituaries section in daily newspapers.

Apparently, they go through obituaries after someone’s wife has died and attend funeral meetings with the main mission of attracting the attention of the deceased’s husband.
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They pretend to be active in the funeral meetings and make sure that they are too close to the bereaved as he mourns the loss of his wife.

After creating contacts with the deceased husband, they start seducing him after the burial and now that his wife is dead, chances of settling down for marriage with him are very high.

Below are posts on Kilimani mums revealing the tricks they are using to look for husbands.








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