Most bros have dreamt of banging a mboch at least once in their life. There are a lot of false impressions circulating about the motivation behind men’s Darwinian struggle to shag househelps. Of course all that is gibberish. There’s nothing wrong with banging a mboch. In fact you should try one, before you get married that is. Never cheat on your wife with a mboch. It’s pathetic. Just bang your neighbor’s mboch, or the one your mum hired, if she can keep quiet
There are several benefits of bedding the maid with the fat ass or melon boobies.
Mboches are easy to seduce
The first and obvious reason why you should bang a mboch is for the pure reason that they are easy to seduce. They don’t require dates at Coldstone or special pick up lines in order to allow themselves to be penetrated by you.. All you need to do is show some real interest and ask for the goods.
Before you master ‘the game’ like me (possibly when you are fresh outta high school), you need to taste a few low quality women at least to boost your confidence. Once you have the confidence, you will do better with more sophisticated women. You gotta start somewhere. Just don’t go for the ‘handsome’ maids. She must be womanly at least
The possibility of getting caught
When you bang a mboch, there’s the possibility of getting caught, which is a good thing. It adds to the thrill of it. You’ll always remember that time you hid under the bed to avoid getting caught or got chased by her angry employer. Of course someone can’t kill you for banging their mboch. So why not? Life is best enjoyed with adventure
Mboches are great in helping you break your virginity
A good number of bros had their first sexual encounters with mboches. To gaze on a beautiful househelp’s body, admire the curves of her body and have her prepare you for future conquests is the most beautiful thing ever.
They know to moan
Mboches mourn like porn stars. Whether it’s in their mother tongue or broken swahil, they still make you feel like are the world’s best sex machine. Sounding sexy in bed is an art that just can’t be taught. It’s all about experiencing and enjoying the passion, without really thinking about it. Maids know how to do that. They don’t force it like some other gachugwas out there
Mboches have stamina
Since maids are used to doing heavy chores, their bodies become strong with time and hence when the time for lungula comes, they perform beyond expectations. These women have endless sexual stamina accompanied by olympian orgasms
Now go forth brothers and sweep the hot mboches off their feet. You now have the stamp of Etemesi validating your lechery. But know that i am not always serious....haha
from African News http://ift.tt/1S8IiqX
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